1) A 6'5 half-black Japanese high-school basketball superstar can get the shit beaten out of him by the small female team manager.

2) The Power Rangers hate Pok'emon trainers. Even the new Green Ranger, who is an actual fan of Pok'emon and challenges them to poke-battles instead of using martial arts to beat them down. This is fine, since when the Pok'emon guys get knocked around so heavily they lose their memories, they just claim that Team Rocket is now colour-coded and for some reason were super-effective against them.

3) The Power Rangers also act exactly like the Red Army. Except for the blue ranger and the black ranger. The pink ranger is good friends with the gayest kid in school.

4) The school janitor will do nothing more than suggest benches are more comfortable when he finds an unconscious and tied up sports-star on the gym floor.

5) Pok'emon vs. Power Ranger battles are considered unusual gang activity.

6) Hierophant Arcana? Dickish children.

7) Milk is just as in demand as beer.